Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Risky business and why we invented computers


Human beings are notoriously poor at processing risk information.

There must be some evolutionary advantage to it, or perhaps we are simply the butt of a cosmic joke.

Our brains evolved to keep us safe from sabre tooth tigers while encouraging us to hunt antelope. But somehow the wires became crossed.

We tend to overestimate the risk of low probability, high impact events. Nuclear meltdowns terrify us. Massive natural gas explosions give us panicky agita. Mass-casualty terrorist attacks make us lock down the borders.

All have occurred. All can possibly reoccur. The probabilities are exceedingly low. But that doesn’t stop us from obsessing.

On the other hand, the risk of a high probability event in which we exercise personal control is vastly underestimated.  This is why we text while driving, flirt with opioid drugs, and ride motorcycles. We think that we can somehow overcome the odds, because, it seems, that we are “good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like [us].” (Kudos to Stuart Smiley a.k.a. Senator Al Franken).

We fear flying, because we lack personal control, but blithely leap out of airplanes, since we control the ripcord. Go figure.

Another area in which we overestimate the likelihood of a low probability event is the lottery. We plunk down our cash, some of us a few bucks, others betting the mortgage. Some of us weekly, some of us daily. We share a common aspiration of hitting the jackpot, but do we really understand the odds of that happening?


Note the table nearby. The odds of winning the jackpot in our most common lottery games range from small to vanishingly small. But there is some information that we can tease out.

Listed are the name of the game, the most recent cash value of the jackpot, the odds of winning the jackpot, the expected value of the game, and the breakeven jackpot.

This analysis is incomplete. For one, it underestimates the winnings by not considering secondary prizes. But to the contrary, it overestimates winnings by not considering taxes due. As a first order approximation, we consider it to be fair.

First, a few definitions. The most recent cash value is taken from the game websites. Because the terms of payment vary, making them all based on cash value equalizes the comparison.

The jackpot odds reflect the random number of tries it would take to win the jackpot. Whew!

The ticket price is obvious. But the expected value (EV) is a mathematical portrayal of your average winnings. Note that all of them are less than the ticket price. Translation – all of these are losing games.  Which, of course, they have to be. These games are rigged to make money for the house (the governments and gaming companies supporting them).

The last column, breakeven jackpot, defines the amount of jackpot required to justify buying the ticket. Notice that this value is often many times the most recent jackpot. (Another hint that this is a chump’s game).

So what are the lessons here? There are several.

Given these particular games, run and hide from Powerball and Lucky for Life. The only exception is if the Powerball jackpot rises to $584 million. Then it’s worth the $2 ticket. Lucky for Life, on the other hand, by definition is never worth it. Its cash payout is limited to $5.75 million but would need to be over $61 million to be worthwhile. This may be the worst game on the list.

Mega Millions isn’t particularly bad. If the jackpot rises over $258 million, give it a go.

Megabucks and Mass Cash are your best bets. Still losing games (remember, the goal is to raise revenue for the government), the odds are slightly better in your favor. Megabucks, in particular, is attractive when the jackpot is $14 million or more.

While we are poor risk information processors, and may well be the butt of a cosmic joke, God gave us a salutary gift. The ability to invent computers. That is truly cosmic.

The joke is on the gamers. We now know how to play the odds.